A Personal Odyssey Through the New Age.




Wednesday, July 26, 2006

You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?

So you can breathe?

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.